You know, I'm still unsure if this was actually a movie, or just some sick, sadistic joke that was crafted out of the hellish pits of the Underworld as judgement for our sins.

Like, words soon fail to describe just how ungodly horrific this film really is. The direction is nonexistent, the sound frequently dips out or doesn't mix at all, and the acting is a black hole of awful.

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